Making Up Cards Monday #17:
Welcome to our Monday segment, Making Up Cards Monday where we... well, make up cards. Most of them have inspirations behind them and sometimes you just wanted to make a funny card, or a card that had your flavor to it.
Either way, you can read the cards and judge them for yourselves.
Loud Ogre - 3R
Creature - Ogre
Gotcha! — If an opponent makes an ogre sound, yell gotcha and return Loud Ogre from your graveyard to your hand.
Somewhat of a running joke from the Unforgotten Realms series. I always liked the Gotcha! mechanic, so I just put the two together.
Superiority Complex - 1WU
When Superiority Complex enters the battlefield, put a superiority counter on target creature you control, and put an inferiority counter on target creature you control.
Creatures with superiority counters gain +1/+0.
Creatures with inferiority counters gain +0/+1.
1U: Put a superiority counter on target creature you control.
1W: Put an inferiority counter on target creature you control.
When Superiority Complex leaves the battlefield, destroy all creatures with an inferiority counter on them. Then, return all creatures with a superiority counter on them to their owner’s hand.
Okay so this card actually came to me in a dream. This one and the next one. I can't exactly remember what went down in the dream I just remember this card was a huge enabler for some kind of crazy combo that was going on.
So I made the card in my dream into a real one.
Thoughts Aflame - 2R
Any player may counter target spell. If they do, they draw seven cards.
Obviously not in color at all. But whatever, I dreamt it. So crazily busted in burn, turns cantrips in legacy into 7-draws. Basically Wheel of Fortune at will. Not the kind of thing that would be printed. Ever.
Well that's all I have for today. Yes I know it's 1 card shorter than what we usually do, but we'll make it up to you somehow. Remember, we started this by only doing two cards at first.